Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 01, 2022

If you can’t make her purr you’re not much of a man Tom

Our cat, who likes to be in the same room but WILL NOT take a lap has decided recently that sharing the armchair is okay. For a few minutes. Last night, she did that AND set up a purr that was awesome. NOT her usual thing at all.

Be glad that she doesn’t expect you to make her toes curl.

It’s a total con!

A purrfect feature for a cat phone would be to have “purr” setting.

So she’s faking it. Elaine Benes would be proud of her. ☺

So that’s how they do it!

….and here, all this time I thought you liked me….

Is that cause fur alarm?

Years ago, a mechanic friend of mine picked up a kitten and held it up to his ear and exclaimed: This one is idling!

She texts in purrple prose.