Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 31, 2022

I wonder what he said.

They’re so mad, that lost all color.

such a prick

She’s got the ground rules spelled out in Black & White.

No meal for me. I just want desert

But, succulents like to suck. Surly Succulents that can’t suck, sooner swear than simmer in their sorrow. Succulents have very small vocabularies.

Just pour it over their heads.

Well – color me confused…or not.

Hah, there’s a pear of them.

Ha! In California you now, by law, have to ask for straw, spoon, napkin, etc.

You’re right. Come here and let me give you a hug.

“Suck it up buttercup!

@JohnShirley1 has become a comic strip character! Believe it or not.