The other night the waitress brings our drinks and sets them out around the table. Next, she sets a coaster next to each drink with a straw on the coaster. I put the straw in my drink and see there is some fancy message on the coaster: “Straw Free Zone”.
Wilde Bill about 2 years ago
I wonder what he said.
enigmamz about 2 years ago
They’re so mad, that lost all color.
seanfear about 2 years ago
such a prick
Copy-&-Paste about 2 years ago
She’s got the ground rules spelled out in Black & White.
BadCreaturesBecomeDems about 2 years ago
The other night the waitress brings our drinks and sets them out around the table. Next, she sets a coaster next to each drink with a straw on the coaster. I put the straw in my drink and see there is some fancy message on the coaster: “Straw Free Zone”.
HOTLOTUS1 about 2 years ago
No meal for me. I just want desert
goboboyd about 2 years ago
But, succulents like to suck. Surly Succulents that can’t suck, sooner swear than simmer in their sorrow. Succulents have very small vocabularies.
uniquename about 2 years ago
Just pour it over their heads.
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
Well – color me confused…or not.
Herd of Turtles about 2 years ago
Hah, there’s a pear of them.
jconnors3954 about 2 years ago
Ha! In California you now, by law, have to ask for straw, spoon, napkin, etc.
Lablubber about 2 years ago
You’re right. Come here and let me give you a hug.
tee929 about 2 years ago
“Suck it up buttercup!
Charlie Fogwhistle about 2 years ago
@JohnShirley1 has become a comic strip character! Believe it or not.