Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 15, 2022

Knowing Broomie she’ll come back with a forklift and order two.

Papa Johns has the Shaq-a-Roni, any resemblance to the Wheelbarrow?

It looks like Broomie has already had a few of these pizzas.

It’s going to see Broomie push that wheelbarrow when they fill it with the pizza!

I’m getting sick just THINKING about it!!

It seems lots of people like pizza. I’ve never had, never will. I’m allergic to piz.

sell one and he gets to close up early … no more ingredients for other orders

There are some toppings which simply do not belong on pizza. Watermelon for one.

Didn’t have to say it twice! Off she goes…anything for a loaded pizza! ☺️

A place where I used to live sold an “Everything except pineapple and anchovy pizza”. I would order it and ask them to add the pineapple. So good but toppings would fall everywhere.

This pizza, like any buffet, is not based upon being good food, rather it is based upon cleaning out the walk-in cooler.

Now that’s a Deep-Dish Pizza! ☺

strangely enough…I am TEMPTED TOO!!!

How much does it cost???

Just a pair of brooms and a pallet will do.

Ideally a pizza should only have four toppings max, including tomato sauce and cheese. The problem with more than that is the taste becomes muddled and you can’t savor the individual toppings. Taste conglomeration is not civilized nor refined. Having said that, I have a weakness for a certain pizza chain’s Meat Lover’s pizza, which has a mind-blowing six types of meat! A carnivore’s delight. And if that isn’t decadent enough, I add green peppers and olives! Oh, the humanity.

There is a local pizza place that has a 24" pizza and when my late loving wife and I ordered it, it had to go into the back hatch because the doors didn’t open wide enough. It was one of the few pizzas that had a sauce that didn’t upset her stomach.

She was quick on the uptake, but then it was food related.

If he’s got an address, please let me know…..

a local restaurant offers a 32 inch pizza – maybe not a wheelbarrow but perhaps a flatbed truck

That just made Broomie’s day. Yip yip yip yip yip

Go for it, Broomie! But, maybe first you should find out how much it costs!…

I’m reminded of a local pizza joint I used to patronize near Laurel, MD when I was stationed nearby in Ft. Meade back in ‘73 called Bambino’s. They had a loaded pizza with topping nearly an inch thick with a top cheese layer. I could the entire pizza at one sitting when I still had hollow legs. ;-p