Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 17, 2022

Now wait a minute, this promises to be entertaining

Well, at least start with just one, and be very attentive at all times.

Start with dropping one of what ever. Get used to that sound. You will hear it a lot.

Start with plastic shopping bags. They float slowly enough for you to grab them before they hit the floor. After you master the bags, switch to heavier objects.

And for his next trick, please give it up for “Stumpy”.

The kid wasn’t too sharp. He tried to juggle school and the business but couldn’t quite cut it.

Eventually, move up to Rubik’s cubes. https://youtu.be/q6AsllXpKBU

After diligent practice and hard work, he should be able to make the cut.

There’s always some smart aleck who wants to skip the introductory lessons.

Why are the blades already red?

Well that’s confidence, but more stupidity.

Maybe??!