Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for November 04, 2022

What again? A bit early since they have yet to refine metal though their very helpful molecular fabricators left for them by humans can do that in conjunction with the educators that teach them this. (Keeps malfunctioning too.)

Probably a wrong number…

I do believe it might work if he didn’t have the speaking & hearing parts reversed.

I think that was a woodpecker

Went to voicemail.

Just phone it in.

Ernestine the telephone operator: A gracious hello. Here at the Phone Company, we handle eighty-four billion calls a year. Serving everyone from presidents and kings to the scum of the earth. So, we realize that, every so often, you can’t get an operator, or for no apparent reason your phone goes out of order, or perhaps you get charged for a call you didn’t make. We don’t care!

Ironically, Texting came first via telegrams sent via Morris Code dot dot dot …

It was probably about his car warranty expiring.

“We’re trying to reach you about the extended warranty on your car.”

Must be from Elisha Gray.

This is about your Jury Doody summons.

Or about his student loan…

That really happened to Alexander Graham Bell.