Herman by Jim Unger for November 18, 2022

Look my good man

Reminds me of the British TV show — Are You Being Served?.

I prefer the women that are lookers.

He’s not much of a looker, so I thought one of our shirts would help.

He doesn’t appear to be that much of a “looker” to me.

I made you look you dirty crook, you stole your mother’s pocket book, you turned it in you turned it out, you turned it into sour kraut.

Just shrunk his neck size.

But Boss – I’ve almost got my first sale! When he taps out I will only let him go if he buys 6 ties!

I used to have sales reps. I wish they had been that aggressive.

Some salesmen don’t take no for an answer. And his boss may be the next to get his persuasive approach.

“Sell him some shoes, too.”

Though I do appreciate your aggressive sales attitude…..

“Not me! I wanna buy. Just turn me loose. Please.”

Look buddy, look to your shoe ties before you look at ties!!!