Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 17, 2022

Did Connery ever have a book about sitting on the floor?

The third one is accurate. In distance running you’ve done all the running you want to do after about 100m, and the rest of the distance is spent coming up with increasingly implausible reasons to not stop.

Horace is still working on Elevator Operations for Dummies.

Horace’s next read: “How to get a peaceful night’s sheep” by Jay-Z…!

What time does Sean Connery usually get to Wimbeldon?Tennish.

Funny strip today!

One I’ve found helpful is “How to raise chipmunks in a damp climate.”

Horace needs to get the book of instructions on how to chorale a herd of sheep and train them to jump fences in the dark!

I do not ever want to count my steps, some nights I think I get in those 40,000 steps in one shift at work

Don’t forget “The Lexdisia Primer”. :)

26.2 miles in 40,000 steps? Pretty long stride!

But I would never buy a book written by the friends of someone who clearly believes in standing on escalators. Is there anything lazier than standing on an escalator rather than dramatically speeding up that journey by walking up or down? (And even for the unfathomably lazy, wouldn’t a successful elevator trip involve at least two steps?)

Help your shelf by taking that book to an antiquarian bookshop

Horace needs to move on past the beginners. He is so lazy. Not a normal Houyhnhnm’s behavior but then he is missing his ectospider implant that gives the horse people their logic and dispassionate mien.