The third one is accurate. In distance running you’ve done all the running you want to do after about 100m, and the rest of the distance is spent coming up with increasingly implausible reasons to not stop.
But I would never buy a book written by the friends of someone who clearly believes in standing on escalators. Is there anything lazier than standing on an escalator rather than dramatically speeding up that journey by walking up or down? (And even for the unfathomably lazy, wouldn’t a successful elevator trip involve at least two steps?)
Horace needs to move on past the beginners. He is so lazy. Not a normal Houyhnhnm’s behavior but then he is missing his ectospider implant that gives the horse people their logic and dispassionate mien.
BasilBruce almost 2 years ago
Did Connery ever have a book about sitting on the floor?
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The third one is accurate. In distance running you’ve done all the running you want to do after about 100m, and the rest of the distance is spent coming up with increasingly implausible reasons to not stop.
Dobber Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Horace is still working on Elevator Operations for Dummies.
InTraining almost 2 years ago
Horace’s next read: “How to get a peaceful night’s sheep” by Jay-Z…!
Droptma Styx almost 2 years ago
What time does Sean Connery usually get to Wimbeldon?Tennish.
rudym300 almost 2 years ago
Funny strip today!
Sir Isaac almost 2 years ago
One I’ve found helpful is “How to raise chipmunks in a damp climate.”
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Horace needs to get the book of instructions on how to chorale a herd of sheep and train them to jump fences in the dark!
Doctor Toon almost 2 years ago
I do not ever want to count my steps, some nights I think I get in those 40,000 steps in one shift at work
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
Don’t forget “The Lexdisia Primer”. :)
fishbulb239 almost 2 years ago
26.2 miles in 40,000 steps? Pretty long stride!
But I would never buy a book written by the friends of someone who clearly believes in standing on escalators. Is there anything lazier than standing on an escalator rather than dramatically speeding up that journey by walking up or down? (And even for the unfathomably lazy, wouldn’t a successful elevator trip involve at least two steps?)
BlueFin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Help your shelf by taking that book to an antiquarian bookshop
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 2 years ago
Horace needs to move on past the beginners. He is so lazy. Not a normal Houyhnhnm’s behavior but then he is missing his ectospider implant that gives the horse people their logic and dispassionate mien.