The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 14, 2022

G-R-O-A-N :-)

is that before or after he was the “Governator”

G-R-O-A-N (also). Before.

Aisle “B” “C-ing” “U”!

Oh Brother! Groan is right!

I didn’t get it at first…but somebody’s gotta say it:“Aisle B…back” —> "I"LL BE BACK!!"

later they had to terminate the kid’s employment…

Very clever wordleplay!

That’s got to be THE most repeated movie phrase EVER!! :)

Pastis is not happy!

Shopper: “How can I pay for this spaghetti?” Arnold:" Pasta on Visa… Maybe?"

It’s all the same

Working at Whole Foods? Now, he’s making some real money!!!

Can you imagine his boss telling him he’s terminated?

Funny, eggs are usually on an outside aisle, sop either A or something much higher. She should have asked for the canned peaches, that is usually on Aisle B or C

Over here in the east the aisles are numbers, not letters. As in…“cleanup in aisle 6”

Curse you Henny Youngman. These jokes are all your fault.

You be Chopin, I’ll be Bach.

I once went to a Halloween party as the “Ex-Terminator” – the model that came out before the Schwarzenegger model. My catch phrase was “I’ll be back – in the storage closet”

really stretching for the joke here.

Schwarzenstacker…

Groan… I love these puns, in spite of myself.

And a few minutes later, he helped the same customer who almost accidentally bought canned salmon thinking it was tuna, when he said “It’s not a tuna!”

Real good one Scott — made me LOL

later, he flexed his muscles for shoppers by squeezin’ the charmin…

I couldn’t help but LOL!

I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too!