The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 15, 2022

How embarrassing!!!

I wonder what waste he flushed.

Listen to him, Jason — It’s never a good idea to call attention to yourself around that guy.

Death be not proud.

Jason, you misspelled that word.

Hey kids! Does this robe make my but look……

stay away from that coccyx, it is toxic!

Quietly walk away!

Jason Jr. and his Argonuts, driving an ancient Plymouth Voyager, reluctantly visit a sleazy rest stop.

Butt…

Looks like Farmer’s Almanac was right…full Reaper’s Moon.

“Whoa, who died in here?”

Must have been a plumber? Butt bone!

New meaning to skeletal remains….ew

The butt bone connected to the scythe bone….

A double edged scythe.

Boy-scouts are always dying to help the community

At least there’s no TP hanging off.

And just why would Death be using the powder room???

You also don’t tug on Superman’s cape.

Pretty sure something like this happened in “Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey.”

Don’t fear the reaper, but don’t laugh either.

Urine trouble now! You don’t want to know what brown can do for you.