F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 15, 2022

Well, they do fly in formation.

air poop, just as an example

…not destroying their planet!

Let’s see you and your pals fly in a “V” formation.

I don’t know. Talk to Ronnie Wood.

They must just communicate in tweets.

My sister and her friend (when she was about 8) were walking in our neighborhood to meet up with all of the families gathered to ride 4-wheelers and the like in our “gully” and a UFO flew over to them and just hovered in the air above them for several seconds and then it just flew up and disappeared. They ran the rest of the way to the neighbors and asked everyone if they had seen it. No one had seen anything, and they didn’t believe them…. tried to explain it away. To this day, she still is adamant about what she saw!

Oh come on, the birds accomplished a lot!! There was “Turn…Turn… Turn”," Eight Miles High", “Mr. Tambourine Man”. Wait…what? That was a “Y”. Oh sorry…forget it.

UFOs are for the birds. ;)

Let’s see you build a sturdy nest out of found materials.

Ask Roger McGuinn, but as for me, I argue for murmuration and what it teaches.

Bird flu!

Maybe the aliens are bird brains…

Interesting. I wonder if aliens would recognize birds as the superior species and humans as vermin. Birds communicate, fly and navigate without assistance and without polluting the air, make nests out of natural, local materials, and they aren’t constantly at war with each other.

Scientists say birds were dinosaurs, so the aliens known them longer.

Communicating with aliens is for the birds!

They like to hang around with intelligent life…..

Flight. Let’s see you do that, without anything helping you.