F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 16, 2022

“Ok, some weren’t in the cup holder. They were under the seat.”

The sauce packets were the secret ingredient.

I’ve done that. We call it condiment chicken. Combine a bunch of those and cook chicken breasts in it. The best one yet involved shrimp cocktail sauce, lemon juice, soy sauce, and mayonnaise.

Sounds like my cooking – where I literally can cook as the definition is to prepare food by heat. That’s about as good as it gets.

I remember a sad commercial showing a young mother stealing ketchup packets, mixing it with water, and serving it to her child as “tomato soup” for dinner.

Nowadays it’s easy to buy a bottle of ketchup without High Fructose Corn Syrup in it – but not the packets.

In Heinz sight, you can’t condiment

I see. All locally sourced then.

Ever made bachelor pad thai? Combine one package of ramen, one table spoon of peanut butter, and a Taco Bell hot sauce packet!