Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 04, 2022

Sally forth

Cute. I like Arlo and Janis’s chemistry.

I had to look up “snatch her bald-headed.” I’d never heard that before. You can read a discussion about the phrase, including the meaning, here: https://forum.thefreedictionary.com/postst189403_snatch-somebody-baldheaded.aspx

Janis wants an exclusive.

Tickling renders a male spouse helpless.

I had a friend who used the phrase “comb her/his hair”

Janis is ready to GO TO FIST CITY;)

On a darker note of women losing their hair, consider what happened to French women after the war ended and had been collaborators.

I’m familiar with that phrase but I haven’t heard it in years.

Arlo is kidding, Janis is not!

I love how they tease and play!

Sally never promised to “cling only unto thee as long as you both shall live”. You are directing your anger at the wrong person.

Ah, it’s a grand old American tradition and I, of course, am a Grand Old American……

Johnson is probably referring to the Little Richard song’sLong Tall Sally’s lyrics

Surely you jest

Don’t call me Shirley

Awwww

If she hurts Sally, she’ll hear from Ted!

One “Southern-ism” that I’ve been hearing lately is “Butter my bun and call me a biscuit”.

It’s more polite and a lesser jail sentence than “I’ll scratch that wench’s eyes out!”