Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 18, 2022

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    suv2000  almost 2 years ago

    If I want to eat something that tastes like meat I’m going to eat meat otherwise I’ll eat a salad

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    TStyle78  almost 2 years ago

    Is that a gag gift?

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    Erse IS better  almost 2 years ago

    Possibly.

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    SHIVA  almost 2 years ago

    Heard today on the radio, tech company across the Bay will start producing lab-grown chicken.

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    MayCauseBurns  almost 2 years ago

    They hibernate in your colon!

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    One of those is a lifetime supply.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Warning: Most consumers of this product will experience extreme constipation.

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    blackman2732  almost 2 years ago

    McDonald’s?

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    Webby_dog  almost 2 years ago

    Its either a hockey puck or a door stop.!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    It gives you nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea…

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    dflak  almost 2 years ago

    At my age, a lot of things are impassible. My doctor and I have a discussion when he looks at my blood test results. He asks, “When was the last time you ate?” I reply, “Do you mean the last time I had something in my mouth, or the last time I had something in my stomach? There can be a 12 hour difference.”

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    [Unnamed Reader - dd3817]  almost 2 years ago

    And to add insult to injury, the fake meat costs twice the real thing.

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    grocks  almost 2 years ago

    “Butt, that’s not possible!”

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Maybe a small but enthusiastic market to runners who experience the “trots”.

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    Chris  almost 2 years ago

    hope he didn’t eat too many of them… might glog him up. :D

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    Nuliajuk  almost 2 years ago

    We tried one of those “Impossible” products a few months ago. It was like eating sawdust.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    Doc recommends fruitcake.

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    wongo  almost 2 years ago

    What tha??

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    Tired  almost 2 years ago

    Lab produced faux-meats are mixed with insects for extra protein and nutrients.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 2 years ago

    Anything that is beans and grains has the opposite effect of impassable.

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    ekke  almost 2 years ago

    Good to have something that’ll stick with ya!

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    Spiffy  almost 2 years ago

    Why does vegetable matter have to try to appropriate meat culture?

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 2 years ago

    My idea for annoying both meat eaters and vegetarians: tofurducken.

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    Norris66  almost 2 years ago

    I had something very passable last night woo phew ;>(

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    gregorynumbernine  almost 2 years ago

    Q: What did the cannibal say to his son? A: “If I want to eat something that tastes like meat I’m going to eat meat; otherwise I’ll eat a Sal, Lad.”

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