At my age, a lot of things are impassible. My doctor and I have a discussion when he looks at my blood test results. He asks, “When was the last time you ate?” I reply, “Do you mean the last time I had something in my mouth, or the last time I had something in my stomach? There can be a 12 hour difference.”
suv2000 almost 2 years ago
If I want to eat something that tastes like meat I’m going to eat meat otherwise I’ll eat a salad
TStyle78 almost 2 years ago
Is that a gag gift?
Erse IS better almost 2 years ago
Possibly.
SHIVA almost 2 years ago
Heard today on the radio, tech company across the Bay will start producing lab-grown chicken.
MayCauseBurns almost 2 years ago
They hibernate in your colon!
The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
One of those is a lifetime supply.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Warning: Most consumers of this product will experience extreme constipation.
blackman2732 almost 2 years ago
McDonald’s?
Webby_dog almost 2 years ago
Its either a hockey puck or a door stop.!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It gives you nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea…
dflak almost 2 years ago
At my age, a lot of things are impassible. My doctor and I have a discussion when he looks at my blood test results. He asks, “When was the last time you ate?” I reply, “Do you mean the last time I had something in my mouth, or the last time I had something in my stomach? There can be a 12 hour difference.”
[Unnamed Reader - dd3817] almost 2 years ago
And to add insult to injury, the fake meat costs twice the real thing.
grocks almost 2 years ago
“Butt, that’s not possible!”
chromosome Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Maybe a small but enthusiastic market to runners who experience the “trots”.
Chris almost 2 years ago
hope he didn’t eat too many of them… might glog him up. :D
Nuliajuk almost 2 years ago
We tried one of those “Impossible” products a few months ago. It was like eating sawdust.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 2 years ago
Doc recommends fruitcake.
wongo almost 2 years ago
What tha??
Tired almost 2 years ago
Lab produced faux-meats are mixed with insects for extra protein and nutrients.
PoodleGroomer almost 2 years ago
Anything that is beans and grains has the opposite effect of impassable.
ekke almost 2 years ago
Good to have something that’ll stick with ya!
Spiffy almost 2 years ago
Why does vegetable matter have to try to appropriate meat culture?
Stephen Gilberg almost 2 years ago
My idea for annoying both meat eaters and vegetarians: tofurducken.
Norris66 almost 2 years ago
I had something very passable last night woo phew ;>(
gregorynumbernine almost 2 years ago
Q: What did the cannibal say to his son? A: “If I want to eat something that tastes like meat I’m going to eat meat; otherwise I’ll eat a Sal, Lad.”