Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 25, 2022

Don’t fret little guy. You can be tonight’s leftovers.

You need a drink. Wattle it be?

Sure, she dumped you Tom, but it’s nothing to lose your head over.

Looks like he’s sparked a sudden interest in the other patrons!!

Gobble, gobble!

Sometimes the leftovers are as good as or even better than that which was taken first/originally.

Soon he won’t have a leg to stand on. He’ll survive on a wing and a prayer.

You sound like you need a good brine bath, Tom. We have one just over here.

Pass the gravy…..

Leftovers? I don’t even like it when it is fresh! Just gimme pie and more pie.

He needs a relaxing garlic butter body massage.

It was an awkward remark, yet still in good taste.

I’m afraid he has run a fowl of the customers !

And the roast is history.

“Give me a Wild Turkey and keep ‘em comin’.”

You should baste on it for a while.

He’s so depressed he’s going to go home and set his oven to 325 degrees.

tom was in a fowl humor…

Pity it doesn’t occur to him to be grateful that he’s able to use that term figuratively — because in a slightly altered reality, that term could be applied to him, and he wouldn’t be around to be aware of it.