I had to study it, but I think the drummer boy is supposed to be in The Blue Man Group. One of my son’s college roommates joined them. He was an amazing juggler.
1. The ghost of Marie Curie is definitely positive it’s not radium.2. Gadzooks, someone else noticed he’s lost his beat.3. Just another day at The Office, in my experience.4. Definitely a triple glove procedure warranted.5. All natural pine, coal and carrot flavoring.
This is too funny. I was reading these on my tablet with the “blue shade” on to keep it dimmed while my wife slept! I couldn’t make out the blue shading!
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
I had to study it, but I think the drummer boy is supposed to be in The Blue Man Group. One of my son’s college roommates joined them. He was an amazing juggler.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
Don’t get me started on the Elf on the Shelf who finally came out of the closet!
Bilan over 1 year ago
Ralphie Parker doing 3 to 5 for armed assault.
Doug K over 1 year ago
They advertise that Mountain Runoff water has a little magic in it.
pwbritt Premium Member over 1 year ago
I don’t get the one about Donder. Help please?
iggyman over 1 year ago
Good ones!
Pete.Keillor over 1 year ago
I’ve never yet had a doctor have to tell me that he checked my prostate.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
I completely identify with the prostate one
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
…and that’s when the Grinch learned the true meaning of BPH.
johnjoyce over 1 year ago
These are great! Thanks, Scott.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
Hardrock, Coco, and Joe: Uber drivers or charter limousine staff
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M1WnyrHrZx4
Frosty the Snowman: Manager of a cold-storage warehouse
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GYuZhKagPvA
Suzy Snowflake: Sensitive Political commentator
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xaUBpsn4QjQ
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Jingle Bells got replaced with an electronic version?
zeexenon over 1 year ago
1. The ghost of Marie Curie is definitely positive it’s not radium.2. Gadzooks, someone else noticed he’s lost his beat.3. Just another day at The Office, in my experience.4. Definitely a triple glove procedure warranted.5. All natural pine, coal and carrot flavoring.
Lablubber over 1 year ago
So Frosty was cremated?
hhg222 Premium Member over 1 year ago
This is too funny. I was reading these on my tablet with the “blue shade” on to keep it dimmed while my wife slept! I couldn’t make out the blue shading!
Rick Smith Premium Member over 1 year ago
I love The Office reference.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 1 year ago
Panel one; I have no ideer why they’d eat that.
Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago
Unfortunately, I can relate to the Grinch!