The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for December 10, 2022

They wouldn’t want rescuing if they were in Hawaii or the Bahamas.

I would also prefer (or in my case pre-fur) the “Bermudas” – but in this wind chill I wear long warm pants instead…

Just tell em the outer space aliens got him, doggie.

Dumb people get lost everywhere. But on the Bahamas it’s much more likely they can keep themselves alive. I guess in Hawaii there are plenty of dead dumb people littered around the volcanoes.

Swept out in storm lashed seas doesn’t make for pleasant rescues either.

There is snow atop Mauna Kea on the big island in Hawaii.

And why did they take away my cask of brandy? Sure, I’m no St. Bernard, but still.

Of course you have to rescue them. If you leave them out there the wildlife might eat them, and get a stomach ache.

You’d get scorched on Mauna Loa.

It is in the 80’s in Hawaii and in the 30’s here ~~ gee, where would I want to be???

Sounds like an opening line in a Dirk Gently story.

Don’t forget they cut back on his biscuits, and I heard the next cut back will be tummy rubs. It’s time to strike. Yip yip yip yip yip

Ah, Mount McNasty?