Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for November 16, 2022

Whether on your favorite sweater, or on the bed(always in the middle or on the pillow), it is impossible to move a cat.

time to run a donation for more judge sweaters for such emergencies shrug

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

I’ve had days like that.

I’ve also had days when I’ve thought about how easy it is to throw a cat out of the way.

Eh… we just move the animal if we really need what he’s sitting or lying on (or in). Plus we don’t allow him to lie on clothing or our bed at all. Exception of course is our laps. He knows the rules and has his favorite places, mainly a paper shopping bag on the floor right next to the $145 multilevel cat tree I got him. :oD

There are stories of famous people who cut off a sleeve of a garment rather than disturb a sleeping cat. We learned to not set garments out to prevent tha cats from taking napped on them. That does not always work. The urge to nap is greater than the urge to hunt.

Good luck remove the cats hair from the judge sweater.

Just curious, has Dan not “legally “ adopted any of the cats judicially so that he could become Daddy Dan? Just some whimsy here.

“Judge” sweater?

Service to cats. It’s what gives my life purpose.

Run the can opener. Abscond with the Cardigan while are in the kitchen fuming and formulating suitable revenge for faking them out.

Like putty in her paws!

I have 2 you can borrow Dan, both grey, cotton and they don’t fit me now. I lost weight after gallbladder surgery.. nuff said.

I am a lawyer.

I do not own a cardigan (gray or otherwise) .

I feel … inadequate.

I would be reluctant to move a cat from anything they were comfortably lying on. Speaking from experience.