Mutt & Jeff by Bud Fisher for December 03, 2022

Didn’t Jeff get this same advice from a cop not long ago?

Ya think?

As I was a preteen, a friend of my older brother [think Eddie Haskell], told me I could grow a moustache by putting horseradish inside my upper lip and honey on the outside.

Yes, he was. It didn’t have to be salted herring, plain salt does the trick, and you don’t end up smelling like a herring.

The hair is always greener on another head.

Or fishier.

Payback for all his ridiculous puns.

Usually it is Jeff who tries to pull a con.

Well, he can’t pull your hair, can he, Jeff?