Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 02, 2022

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    Limpid Lizard  almost 2 years ago

    No, Mallett, I will not google “DNF’d”.

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    Erse IS better  almost 2 years ago

    DNF is “Did Not Finish” I suspect. And as usual, Frazz is much wiser than he looks.

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    pjsdoghouse2003  almost 2 years ago

    Did Not Finish

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    At least the time you did the DNF places you ahead of the athletes that quit before you.

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    Marathon pacing is similar to homework pacing. In running, you need more Gatorade (or whatever) to make sure you don’t DNF.

    In homework, you need coffee.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Putting off doing the report may actually ensure getting a last minute mental cramp.

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    MayCauseBurns  almost 2 years ago

    Runners always say they enjoy running, but they never look like it.

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    mobeydick  almost 2 years ago

    Record heatRecord humidityRecord time.

    Choose no more than two of the above.

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    He could get ’writer’s cramp,’ at the key moment and blow the gig.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    To finish first, first you must finish.

    Which was said by a Finn, funnily enough.

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    gmussar  almost 2 years ago

    Did Not Finish

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    DM2860  almost 2 years ago

    But imagine what time he could have made if he could have done 5 miles/day for four days and only had to run 6.2 miles on race day. That is homework pacing applied to Marathon running.

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    paulprobujr  almost 2 years ago

    Yes and no, Frazz. I did some of my best reports the night before they were due, so I tend to lean toward the kid (sorry, never caught his name). C’mon, how many others did, too?

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    Snuffles [Previously Helikitty]   almost 2 years ago

    Did Not Finish

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    ZBicyclist Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    From Wikipedia, in case the reference is obscure: “Brazilian Daniel do Nascimento led for much of the race, and at the halfway point in the race, he had a lead of over two minutes on the chasing group. Chebet [eventual winner] broke away from the chasing group as the race first entered into Manhattan. After 18 miles (29 km), do Nascimento had to take an unscheduled toilet break, and he collapsed after 20 miles (32 km), requiring medical attention. In the aftermath of do Nascimento’s collapse, a camera motorbike almost crashed into Evans Chebet as Chebet was overtaking do Nascimento. Chebet finished in a time of 2:08:41, which was a few seconds ahead of Shura Kitata, who finished second.”

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I’m quite fond of A.Word.A.Day from Anu Garg. Today’s word — wordsmith.org/words/today.html — is “dromomania: an excessive enthusiasm for running”. It was recycled from an earlier posting 20 years ago when the theme of the week was “pathological behaviors”.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 2 years ago

    I’d say “darn near fainted.”

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