In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 02, 2022

Bertha. ask him if we can play through.

Abe you should start the speech after you’ve hit the ball.

Oh, dear. Not even Pastis would have gone this far. REPAINT, YE THINNERS. (Stinketh, and even that’s better.)

He goes through the whole speech every time he tees off.

[The others, who had been waiting patiently behind him, are now getting teed off.]

By the standard of the day, it was a very short speech. Usually, they could go on for hours.

Step 1: Address the ball

just smack the ball Ahab!

…and furthermore, the constitution is being trampled on and twisted to personal agendas.

At the Gettysburg Country Club.

Should’ve finished the quote so that today’s generation could ponder that concept.

All men are created on an even par.

Now, how did I guess the punchline when it was still off the bottom of the screen?

Texting whether that nation, or any nation….

Grip Club. Check stance. Visualize target. Profoundly orate.

Take it easy, it’s a short speech.

Oh no! He whiffed.

Oh great, and we’ve got 17 more holes to go.

Dang Rebs in front are playing slow again……..

This should have been put up 13 days ago, on the anniversary of the Gettysburg Address.

Sort of like Kenny Rogers singing “The Gambler” for th 45,789th time.