Half Full by Maria Scrivan for December 02, 2022

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    eolan59  almost 2 years ago

    All depends on the pizza.

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 2 years ago

    HONK, HONK….WHAM!!!..

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    electricshadow Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    At last, a sensible answer.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Why do I think the sign came from Acme?

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    We’ll never know if he made it!

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Jeopardy response: “Why did the chicken become road kill?”

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    I like bbq chix pizza.

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    goboboyd  almost 2 years ago

    Life makes so much more sense now!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    …soooo in conclusion, he was illegally lured to his death!

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    paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That’s great! The ancient mystery is solved!

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    David Rickard Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Fake news! Everyone knows the chicken crossed the road because he was stapled to a punk rocker.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 2 years ago

    The chicken was in fact a Catholic priest and was making the sign of the cross in order to bless the road. That’s why the chicken crossed the road. Or did the road move under the chicken?

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