Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 01, 2022

That would be profound, Verne, if you weren’t talking about plastic elves and reindeer.

i once left my Christmas tree up for 9 years

One year the snow was so deep, I didn’t take them down till April!!

Some people are just too lazy to take their decorations down.

I once heard a joke that, between climate change and the constant extension of the Christmas shopping season, we’ll eventually be living in Anti-Narnia, where it’s never Winter and always Christmas.

Schrödinger’s Christmas

You can leave an artificial tree up year round. In January you can decorate it with mini “champagne” bottles & glasses, in February – hearts, March – shamrocks and or Easter eggs, etc. etc. etc. and then it’s Christmas again.

I still think of the line from “Catcher in the Rye”…“Jesus would’a puked”.

Changing lightbulb colors could be changed per season without taking down the fixture. Also dressing up Yule-Tide-Statuettes relating to the Season is ideal.

Santa in Summer? Put a swim cap and a pool floatie on it. =3

Here’s an idea. Led lights of different colors for different celebrations. Leave them up year around, just change the colors with the upcoming holiday. Has anyone invented this yet?