Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 30, 2022

“He’s too young for you.”

“Describe him a little more.”

“With your son, Randy, there’s very little sleeping involved.”

“He’s the one next to me in the bed.”

Does your son have any tattoos or birth-marks in a delicate place that I might have noticed?

“Sheesh, you act like that makes him special or something”..

No Lustig signature or from today’s inspiration maestro?

The bad news is that she’s also sleeping with that lady’s daughter. The good news is, not at the same time.

Above or below the waist?

Oh no! And Mom was “watering the family tree” as well

They call him “Wee Willie the Wanker”.

Conversations at The Alzheimer’s Care Facility tended to be composed of only questions.

Ho ho ho! ☺️

“Oh, let’s just avoid all that research and just say yes…”

ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ

She needs to issue ID numbers or she’ll never be able to keep her schedule straight. Maybe tattoo them.

“….it is SO hard to keep up.”

John, I’m sure I told you this before, but wife Joan’s grandmother and grandfather (14 and 17, respectively) did the elopement thing from PA into Hagerstown, MD. Everybody talked, of course, but they were married for over 60 years, until Papa died. Their marriage was a lot of work, but they did it….

She doesn’t even knows name

“MEN WHO SLEEP WITH THEIR MOTHER IN LAWS DAUGHTERS!!!!” next, on Springer…

He looks like my husband and has got my eyes.

Perhaps she’s one of the “hot MILFs in my area” I keep hearing about…

So she wouldn’t recognize him by his name?