Was at a wedding once where the groom and his groomsmen were 2 hours late. The tux rental shop had gotten the measurements mixed up, and was closed. They had to call the emergency number to get the sizes straightened out. No one at wedding location knew what was going on. (Before cell phones were invented.) The bride was crying and saying, “What if there was an accident, and he’s dead!” Her mother was saying, “He better be!”
My husband to be drove me to our wedding in my sports car. That morning, my soon to be mother in law showed up at our townhouse. She was horrified to see my future husband holding me get dressed. Hundreds of tiny buttons to do up. She shreiked and asked “What are you two doing?” I glanced at her and said “getting dressed for the wedding. John can tie a tie and I can’t button all these buttons” She hurried John out of the bedroom, called in his father, asked me where my mother was (I don’t know, some where off with her friends) and then asked if she could help dress the bride. I replied “Sure, why not. My mom doesn’t want to do it.” Barbara (Furture MIL) had had five sons. I was the only bride she got to help dress.
Ravenswing about 2 years ago
This is why you take your phone, set the alarm, and put it right beside you. (Try not to think that you’ve fumbled it and need to squish it.)
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
Tank really loves his woman, doesn’t he?
lee85736 about 2 years ago
And the phone stays behind to guard the house….
richsolano about 2 years ago
Uh, best man? Isn’t this his traditional job, to get the groom there?
jagedlo about 2 years ago
Tune in tomorrow to see the next episode of “Tank’s Wedding” here on GoComics…
amxchester about 2 years ago
Is he dreaming?Just a thought.
jarvisloop about 2 years ago
Looks as if he should have been napping in his brown pants.
MS72 about 2 years ago
Dec. 4 is a Sunday. This story may continue ‘til then?
198.23.5.11 about 2 years ago
Cleveland defeats Tom Brady.Security was supposedly chasing a loose skunk behind the scenes so it wouldn’t get on the field.
Ken Norris Premium Member about 2 years ago
Was at a wedding once where the groom and his groomsmen were 2 hours late. The tux rental shop had gotten the measurements mixed up, and was closed. They had to call the emergency number to get the sizes straightened out. No one at wedding location knew what was going on. (Before cell phones were invented.) The bride was crying and saying, “What if there was an accident, and he’s dead!” Her mother was saying, “He better be!”
Katecst about 2 years ago
My husband to be drove me to our wedding in my sports car. That morning, my soon to be mother in law showed up at our townhouse. She was horrified to see my future husband holding me get dressed. Hundreds of tiny buttons to do up. She shreiked and asked “What are you two doing?” I glanced at her and said “getting dressed for the wedding. John can tie a tie and I can’t button all these buttons” She hurried John out of the bedroom, called in his father, asked me where my mother was (I don’t know, some where off with her friends) and then asked if she could help dress the bride. I replied “Sure, why not. My mom doesn’t want to do it.” Barbara (Furture MIL) had had five sons. I was the only bride she got to help dress.
wi3leong Premium Member about 2 years ago
This is a nightmare that Tank is having today (the 28th) about what will happen on the day of the wedding (Saturday the 4th)
Mopman about 2 years ago
I don’t think this is a dream, because of the prominent date on the first panel. I believe today and every strip through Sunday are the wedding day.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 years ago
Dec. 4? Dream sequence, or strip runs out-of-order?