Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 28, 2022

Flattery got Phoebe somewhere.

So he’s flattered about having glasses!?.

I thought she had rather humiliated him instead.

Happy Max. ❤

Love it! 2 happy people! (Marigold might get jealous)!

Just go with it, 4-eyes.

If you keep calling him that, then everyone will know who your essay was about.

Sorry Max, but that’s your name now. She will call you Glasses Human even when you two will be very, very old… How sweet!!!

OK, Unicorn Girl, whatever.

Spectacles primate?

The best way to avoid being misidentified is to look like what you want to be called.

I prefer “Thog, the Illiterate Cave-Dwelling Football Star.”

I will forever refer to Max as glasses human

And he can call her “Freckles Human” — it would be so cute! And you know, when a boy and girl call each other by cute nicknames…