Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 07, 2022

man if i wanted to read this in b/w i would’ve looked at the newspaper

He TRIED that. Also Chazz’s last name is palmer. huh. Good thing this repeat ran. Godo to know.

Rough, ain’t it, Chazz Palmer? Oh, wait… it’s always rough for you 24/7/365.

A shock collar is cheaper.

How clean can the carpet be with 7 cats…

Attica! Attica!

“List of Demands” by Saul Williams

You sure are going to a lot of trouble to stay out of the bathtub, Ponch. I wonder if he’s taken lessons from Sheila Carter? For those who don’t watch Bold and Beautiful or Young and the Restess, she is probably the most evil villain and does absolutely ANYTHING and EVERYTHING to stay out of jail. Even to the point of chopping off her own toe to make everyone think she died in a bear attack.

Don’t we typically distance ourselves from relatives possessing Poncho’s attitude? Rather than cower to them?

Chaz, time to put your wet muddy foot down, on the new carpet. Yip yip yip yip yip

Hello Poncho: “We’re going to need some pizzas here, these people are hungry…” (These people – meaning you). So cliche. In every hostage negotiation scene in every TV show & movie, it’s always pizzas.

Let’s look at the situation here – a four-legged dog is standing on ONE leg. How long do you think he can balance before falling over on the carpet?

I’ll take tracking mud on the carpet any day over actually messing on the rug

If I had a dog like that, I’d have him put to death.

IIRC, they tried obedience school, and Poncho got kicked out. Maybe I’m remembering a different dog, but Poncho definitely WOULD get kicked out.

This one would have been a good “comic noir”! (b/w)

hmmm… 2008 strip

Once this ends, Chaz and Carmen should restrict or even end Poncho’s access to their streaming media platforms. So he won’t get more ideas.