Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for December 18, 2022

You shouldn’t mess with novae

Better luck next time?

That has to be a lot more than four.

And if the sun don’t come up for the morning/

That’s some hook. And, the sun is gonna rise again? Gotta think about that. H-m-m-m-m

“Baffie (baffing spoon): Equivalent to a higher-lofted wood (such as a 7-wood) or even a hybrid. In fact, some modern golf manufacturers have used the “baffie” name on hybrid clubs. It’s sometimes spelled “baffy.”"

https://www.tripsavvy.com/do-you-know-the-names-of-old-golf-clubs-4072148

I find this rather baffling.

Yikes!!!

♪♫ “There goes the sun, doo, doo, doo, doo…” ♪♫

My slice used to be almost as bad. The real fun came in wrestling with the gators to get my ball back.

No biggee, just the sun disappearing from the solar system. Nothing some duct tape and WD-40 won’t fix.

FORE!

Golf is just flog spelled backwards. Pool is a much saner game. You don’t have to walk as much, you can’t lose your ball, you never get rained out, and you don’t have to wait until the end of the game to drink beer.