Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 05, 2022

Rubber “schmuckie”.

When you squeeze him, does he squeak?

Planet of The Rubber Duckies

Does he make a sound when you squeeze him?

LOVE this! Thanks, Bill!

Oh, Big Bird – what have you done?

This is funny.

Does he squeak when you squeeze him? Belch?

The duck side of life.

He’s winging it…he took out the voice box.

Well, here I am in my tubby again

And my tubby’s all filled with water and nice fluffy suds

And I’ve got my soap and washcloth to wash myself

And I’ve got my nifty scrub brush to help me scrub my back

And I’ve got a big fluffy towel to dry myself when I’m done

But there’s one other thing that makes tubby time the very best time of the whole day

And do you know what that is?

It’s a very special friend of mine my very favorite little pal

Rubber Ernie you’re the one

You make bath time lots of fun

Rubber Ernie I’m awfully fond of you

Rubber Ernie joy of joys

When I squeeze you, you make noise

Rubber Ernie you’re my very best friend it’s true

Oh, every day when I make my way to the tubby

I find a little fellow who’s cute and yellow and chubby

Rub-a-dub-dubby

Rubber Ernie, you’re so fine

And I’m lucky that you’re mine

Rubber Ernie, I’m awfully fond of you

Hey, rubber Ernie would you like me to scrub your back with my little nifty scrub brush?

You would okay, how’s this?

Hey, you want me to scrub behind your wings?

Oh, I see you don’t have any wings, do you?

Well, how about your tummy?

Scrub his little Ernie tummy

Oh, he’s ticklish oh-hoo

Oh, every day when I make my way to the tubby

I find a little fellow who’s cute and yellow and chubby

Rub-a-dub-dubby!

Rubber Earnie, you’re so fine

And I’m lucky that you’re mine

Rubber Earnie, I’d like a whole pond of

Rubber Earnie, I’m awfully fond of you

The previous song was brought to you by the letter ℥ and the number eleventy-seven.

First thing to come to mind was Sesame Street. The second was this…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXcFFNx0_g8&t=35s

Very Funny — LOLOL

“Rubber Blubby, you’re the one …” (sung)