Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 06, 2022

you should’ve understood that Flo, once he said “falls from your lips” – what falls is broken, Flo.

Clearly Andy’s listening at this point…

He listens, he just doesn’t pay attention…

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny ,our HERO Mr Andrew Capp, worming himself out of a situation is priceless :o) My Avatar again is a picture of our Fav actor Rowan Atkinson as mr Bean grinning because he’s in a good mood like Iam, how was your day?, ours should be calm, we both are in a good mood but with no shopping to do or errands to run we are just staying inside the house because it’s windy outside and keep hydrated, stay safe and thanks for caring Young Lady, I never knew that Rowan is 1 years younger than I am

Listening is one thing. Remembering is something altogether different.

include the word pub or beer andy’s all ears.

Andy’s memory is Ale-ing, and needs some lubrication.

Andy: I treasure every word that falls from your lips.

Andy’s favourite treasure would be a bottle of rum.

Andy is a lot like Alexa. Supposedly both can hear everything, but they really only respond when commanded.

Read the paper and go to the Rose and Crown and hit up Chalky for a pint.

Fluff the pillows on the couch.

It’s just that he doesn’t know how to respond to ‘do’.

Something about the thing and the place with the whatchamacall on the thingerjigger doodad thingamabob that needed to be y’know…

I used to be accused of “selective hearing”!

Sure you do, Andy. In one ear and out the other is more like it.

Treasure, yes. Remember, welllllll…..

the persecution rests her case