April 13, 2018
April 17, 2018
Mr. Claus failed to act with “presents” of mind.
Then you should have been better behaved all year
Yeah! And in his sparetime – about from January till November – he’s playin’ the guitar and does some singin’ for ZZ Top…
Jeez, this is funny!
Yes, Luke, I am your father. Come to the dark side, Luke.
You blew it, kid! You are officially off the gift list, and now you have an elf-level job is wrapping.
And remember my brother saw you kissing Mommy! And I know what else too.
Made me laugh, MIke! Thanks. :-)
Santa should say: I’m not your father.krampus is.
So, where’s Santa from based on the test.
“Ho, Ho, OH!
He had had this recurring dream of mommy kissing Santa Claus.
So, kids born around the beginning of October: was there a “Christmas present” involved or a drunk New Year’s eve party?
One of my favorite Christmas comics EVER! Hall of Fame!
Yes Luke, I am your Father…
Sooo, when I saw mommy kissin Santa, it was, in fact YOU! ☺️☺️
Someone had a very merry Christmas.
He was the inspiration for Eartha Kitt’s unreleased Christmas song “Santa’s Baby”.
‘I saw mommy’…turns out it was just foreplay
Santa: Ho, ho, ho, ho…..get off my lap ,son!
Poor Santa has so many children he can’t afford child support…
That was Maury’s line!
Just made this one into a Greeting card: https://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/holiday-cards/christmas-cards/humor/greeting-card-712490
Tomorrow on the Maury Povich Show, Ms Clause and Rudolph, just good friends or lovers?
Here’s one with a little twist. Listen to the end for it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q4RAORvySw
Why yes Santa is your Daddy, just not this Santa.
This reminds me when I was a Santa for my kids and one if them saw my shoes and knew it was me. One of the many tales I have playing Santa for my kids, friends and cub scouts!
Clever scientific analysis, kid, but not having all the facts at your disposal, you haven’t come to the right conclusion.
SHAKENDOWNVILLE almost 2 years ago
Mr. Claus failed to act with “presents” of mind.
suv2000 almost 2 years ago
Then you should have been better behaved all year
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 2 years ago
Yeah! And in his sparetime – about from January till November – he’s playin’ the guitar and does some singin’ for ZZ Top…
LeftCoastKen Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Jeez, this is funny!
Imagine almost 2 years ago
Yes, Luke, I am your father. Come to the dark side, Luke.
The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
You blew it, kid! You are officially off the gift list, and now you have an elf-level job is wrapping.
kelese almost 2 years ago
And remember my brother saw you kissing Mommy! And I know what else too.
johnjoyce almost 2 years ago
Made me laugh, MIke! Thanks. :-)
manowarrior almost 2 years ago
Santa should say: I’m not your father.krampus is.
purepaul Premium Member almost 2 years ago
So, where’s Santa from based on the test.
brick10 almost 2 years ago
“Ho, Ho, OH!
Doug K almost 2 years ago
He had had this recurring dream of mommy kissing Santa Claus.
BadCreaturesBecomeDems almost 2 years ago
So, kids born around the beginning of October: was there a “Christmas present” involved or a drunk New Year’s eve party?
Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
One of my favorite Christmas comics EVER! Hall of Fame!
royq27 almost 2 years ago
Yes Luke, I am your Father…
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Sooo, when I saw mommy kissin Santa, it was, in fact YOU! ☺️☺️
davanden almost 2 years ago
Someone had a very merry Christmas.
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
He was the inspiration for Eartha Kitt’s unreleased Christmas song “Santa’s Baby”.
LJZ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
‘I saw mommy’…turns out it was just foreplay
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Santa: Ho, ho, ho, ho…..get off my lap ,son!
paranormal almost 2 years ago
Poor Santa has so many children he can’t afford child support…
mwksix almost 2 years ago
That was Maury’s line!
Mike Baldwin creator almost 2 years ago
Just made this one into a Greeting card: https://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/holiday-cards/christmas-cards/humor/greeting-card-712490
Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Tomorrow on the Maury Povich Show, Ms Clause and Rudolph, just good friends or lovers?
Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Here’s one with a little twist. Listen to the end for it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q4RAORvySw
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
Why yes Santa is your Daddy, just not this Santa.
schaefer jim almost 2 years ago
This reminds me when I was a Santa for my kids and one if them saw my shoes and knew it was me. One of the many tales I have playing Santa for my kids, friends and cub scouts!
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Clever scientific analysis, kid, but not having all the facts at your disposal, you haven’t come to the right conclusion.