WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 14, 2022

It does look like sh‍it

I think you’ll find that the birds don’t really care, and will use it for their toilet-liner anyway, meaning that after you wash off the real nasty, your car will still look nasty.

Too clever for his own good.

They’ll just aim for the windshield now.

So the car always looks like it has been pooped on – “Brilliant!” (“Not!”)

The birds will only add to the paint job…

You’ve got a lose/lose situation going on there.

Try to sell that car, bet it’ll really attract prospective buyers..

According to my bird doo identification handbook(yes, there is such) he painted his car to reflect only one species of feces.

I always wondered who would buy a white car- shows dirt, etc. But now I see there are some advantages…

Tweety looks a bit nonplussed.

Well, at least they’ve got the hydrant . . . :)

At last, true happiness.

This car may have had a great start, but it will always have a crappy finish.

I have a Porsche 968 that has a mark on the hood where the previous owner left bird poop on it too long.