Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for December 29, 2022

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Go back and trade them in for a bicycle.

Megan has been wearing that pearl necklace forever Sherman. Should have bought her a diamond necklace.

Picky, picky, picky, Fillmore. The earrings are actually a better investment than crabcoin.

LOL!

Good thing she doesn’t need to wear glasses.

I was often told to never invest money that you can’t afford to lose. Around three years ago, I took $1,000 dollars and invested in Crypto thru EToro. About a year ago, I had $1,800. I now have (checks site), $322.43.

Volatile is being kind, lol.

How much longer until this scheme blows up in Hawthorne’s face?

Actually, sharks do have ears. What they don’t have is ear flaps.

But maybe piercing would “help” her to wear earrings?

unless you paid for them with crabcoin

I could rip on cryptocurrency being nothing but theoretical money with nothing backing it up, but, honestly, so is the dollar…

Just have her pierce her skull…

She could pierce her front gill flaps and put the earrings there. Then they’d be gillrings instead.

Don’t worry. I am sure that she will figure out what to do with them…..

This is EXACTLY the time to buy those diamond earrings, as long as you bought them by cashing out of the crypto. Cryptocoins are pump and dump, and right now you’re in the pump phase.

Trade them in for a belly button piercing.

SMH (/_<)