Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 13, 2022

Maybe if he wore POLARized lenses . . .

Oh no! not pink eye!

He should try Visine™ eye drops… “They get the red out.”

And he doesn’t mean the pop singer named Pink.

Doesn’t he have nose control? Can’t he turn his nose off? Who nose?

Now why’d he puts a red tail lamp on his snout is something me never gets.

Ask the salesperson, problem solved. You’re welcome. :)

Cyclops of the X-Men has a similar problem, since he has to wear ruby quartz lenses at all times.

Just once I wish this nose would have a short…

This joke would work with a white scarf. A green scarf would appear black in red light.