The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 17, 2022

Hey, those reindeer got high somehow!

Riding that plane, high on cocaine… apologies to the Grateful Dead.

The Magic Dust! That better not be Santa’s stash.

It’s only flour, I swear!

This reminds me of the Randolph the Two-Gun Cowboy parody of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Reindeer need planes? Especially after all that white stuff, you’d think he’d be flying high already.

After the Randolph incident, Santa began running background checks on all of the other reindeer.

Ya blew it! “Randolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer….”

They made weed legal in NY, and plastic bags illegal. Now when you’re arrested for possessing a bag of p0t, it’s because of the bag and not the weed.

It’s icing sugar. All those gingerbread houses need something.

Why does my little flying dude need to take a plane?

“Randolph with your nose so white/ Why won’t you sit still tonight?”

It’s fake snow. When I’m in a warmer climate, I scatter it around so I’ll feel more at home.

Have you heard the story of Randolph the brown nosed reindeer, he is the one who travels behind all the others, the problem is he can’t stop as quickly as the other reindeer and always ends getting a brown nose.

I thought Randolph was the brown-nosed reindeer!

Well, you try flying to every home on Earth in one night without a “little helper”!!!

The reindeer were sworn to secrecy…never tell they transport illegal fairy dust over the boarders.

Talk about you White Christmas! Wheee!

He’s going to end up on the Judges dining room table.

How do you explain this to a young kid that still believes?

The reindeer have to make their magic somehow…

Reindeer been snorting powdered sugar again/

Just make sure it’s not Anthrax!

It’s just snow!

Randolph: “We ran out of paper bags.”

It’s not mine. It belongs to the coke Santa. :)

What about Redolph the Rude-Nosed Reindeer?

WOW! I didn’t know this was allowed in comics! Excellent.:D

Had a former coworker that was hypersensitive to most laundry detergents. He was being sent to Venezuela for a couple of weeks so was going to have to do laundry while on the road. His wife thoughtfully packed him a large ziploc of their hypoallergenic detergent… Only reason he didn’t get pulled aside longer was that nobody generally smuggles drugs into Venezuela….

Salt lick shavings?

It’s either sugar, flour or salt.

He also goes by the name Don Jr.

The earliest dehydrated form of Coca Cola.

now he wishes he’d just taken a powder…

I thought Randolph was the brown nosed reindeer. Right behind Rudolf, he could run just as fast… but couldn’t stop as quickly.