Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 14, 2022

I’ll bet all of these judges will ding the bell.

You’re going to need a bigger gavel.

Then the court of appeals reverses the conviction because the prosecutor missed a comma in the indictment.

We appear to have a bunch of weak judges recently. No bail, no punishment, let them back on the street to commit more crimes.

Order in the court!

It’s all in the wrist.

Is this where Alito started?

What time is it asked the judge 5 to 10. that’s exactly what you get………

Stacked, and paid for! Courtesy of the GOP! A bunch of ding-a-lings‼️

The size of the gavel is inversely proportional to the wealth of the defendant.

Get me the weakest judge around. I need acquitted!

Except in NYC and San Francisco and Chicago – where it reads: scold them, slap them on the wrist, verbally chastise them, give them probation.

Same Results, Different Method.

If the bell gets rung it’s the hangman for you.

After he’s done, he hands the next judge the mallet and says: “Your honor, Your Honor”

Here comes the judge!

The print version of this was almost incomprehensible because you practically needed a magnifying glass to read the notations.

This is beyond hysterical! Seriously this couldn’t be funnier to me! :-D