Close to Home by John McPherson for December 23, 2022

Good way not to forget your pills.

it’s beginning to look a lot like pill time!

Two pills? What an amateur…

Birth control? Or morning after? Don’t want any surprises.

I like the idea, but unfortunately I need a bigger opening, and one that has a morning and a night door for each day.

She needs a pill to reduce the swelling in her thumb.

I have to take a total of 9 pills at different times of the day. A royal pain to sort them in 3 different containers.

But – considering the alternative …

Darvon in #1, Mellow Yellow in #2?

I love this!!!! LOL :-D

Next year my wife is getting this from me.

I always wondered how many pills professional golfers take.

Nice uh reminder you have thete

HEY! HEY! HEY!

They already have those… they’re called pill caddies… you can get ‘em at Walgreens!

Now put the chocolates back, and leave things as they are, or I swear I’ll… don’t make me… boy yer gonna… why you I oughta!

Okay, I know this is funny, but …I sort of want one.

If someone gave me that for Christmas I would not be very merry!!!

According to my chocolate advent calendar Christmas was over 10 days ago. Was my calendar fast or what?

Each day brings a new dose of reality.

I wonder how they got a pharmacist and a Big Pharma CEO to dress up like that for the calendar?

I saw an article for a $3500 advent calendar being sold by some big designer. It has drawers with various designer stuff in it. One person was griping because, in one drawer was a scented candle, and in the next drawer was the lid!

He’s a little late with his advent calendar, there’s only two windows left. He should have given her that a month ago. Even Bleeb knows that.

Dude, save the romance for Valentine’s Day.

We’re gonna need a bigger calendar. :)

Is Bleeb on good behavior today?

If only it was just 2….