Cornered by Mike Baldwin for February 01, 2023

Don’t submit to a “pelvic” exam.

The things you see when the gas is flowing.

[singing] I thrill when I drill a bicuspid / It’s swell though they tell me I’m mal-ad-just-ed.

It wouldn’t surprise me if Vegas has Elvis’ Dentist.

He told the dentist “Don’t be Cruel.”

Hopefully the dentist isn’t All Shook Up.

He’s got a hunk, a hunk of burning tooth.

I heard he’s had to replace the arms on his dental chair numerous times for hitting the wrong nerve…..

From Gold Records to gold fillings.

That’s a good way to hide from the public, become a dentist.

it’s like visiting a “little shop of horrors” dentist

♫ I’m caught in some plaque. . . ♫