When has Jarvis EVER been naughty to you Sedgwick? Now you on the other hand being so self centered and catered to is all over Santa’s naughty list. Over and over again.
Without Jarvis, Sedgwick would soon find his life to be dismal and friendless. He, of course, doesn’t realize this and probably won’t until Jarvis is gone.
oh I would LOVE to see what would happen when all the staff who don’t get their bonuses because of the BS naughty list quit and everything falls apart because he has no idea how to do literally anything on his own. Heck I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t even live long enough to starve to death, dehydration would get him first, or maybe he’ll just trip on his shoelaces and fall down a flight of stairs.
oldpine52 almost 2 years ago
Go on, pour your tea over his head.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He used the F word!
Lucy Rudy almost 2 years ago
His best friend and he puts him on the naughty list. Father must pay him well.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Jarvis didn’t get into this racket for the love!
nosirrom almost 2 years ago
His nice list consists of none.
Ichabod Ferguson almost 2 years ago
This one made me laugh.
[Traveler] Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He’s dangerously close to being cancelled
e.groves almost 2 years ago
What a lovable little twit.
TrudyQ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Well we knew Jarvis can never win.
monya_43 almost 2 years ago
I’m willing to bet that the little skinflint will work it out to not give a Christmas bonus to anyone.
F-Flash almost 2 years ago
They could use Sedgwick @ twitter.
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Time to take him sledding and introduce him to the “pro’s only slope”
morningglory73 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
When has Jarvis EVER been naughty to you Sedgwick? Now you on the other hand being so self centered and catered to is all over Santa’s naughty list. Over and over again.
Martin Booda almost 2 years ago
Thank goodness, no Christmas Carol parody this year.
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
“You know, sir, I was thinking about speaking to your father about that ‘Noodle Incident’…”
“Oh, ha, ha, Jarvis, can’t you take a joke? Of course you’re on the Nice List!”
LoneDog almost 2 years ago
It’s nice to see that once in a while, during the day, Jarvis gets to sit down and enjoy a cup of tea.
LoneDog almost 2 years ago
Without Jarvis, Sedgwick would soon find his life to be dismal and friendless. He, of course, doesn’t realize this and probably won’t until Jarvis is gone.
the lost wizard almost 2 years ago
Stuff him up the chimney. :
Spoonbone almost 2 years ago
Jarvis has one of his rare attacks of insubordination. Luckily, the little tyrant secretly values him.
chriscc63 almost 2 years ago
POOR jARVIS. he couldn’t be any more passive
schaefer jim almost 2 years ago
Rankin, are you referring to freaking, frigging what do mean by the F word! Careful now the censors are the elf on the shelf this time of the year!
Andrew Bosch Premium Member almost 2 years ago
See Black Adder for an actual naughty butler.
AndrewSihler almost 2 years ago
No valet is a hero to his master?
yangeldf almost 2 years ago
oh I would LOVE to see what would happen when all the staff who don’t get their bonuses because of the BS naughty list quit and everything falls apart because he has no idea how to do literally anything on his own. Heck I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t even live long enough to starve to death, dehydration would get him first, or maybe he’ll just trip on his shoelaces and fall down a flight of stairs.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
Dear me! I’m so clumsy, sir, to have spilled my cup of very hot tea on your head! [sotto voce You little ungrateful twerp!]
aussie399 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He’s a little 5h1t