Monty by Jim Meddick for December 24, 2022

Is that top mouse self-immolating?

That kitchen ought to be condemned by the Health Dept

Rats!

Fleshy is really letting things slide again

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2014/04/16

Have a Blessed and Merry Christmas everybody!

And I thought those were sprinkles on my toast. Fleshy !!

Funny!

They’re planning to toast those Pringles chips. This can’t end well.

“…when out in the kitchen there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter,

Away to the pantry I flew like a flash,

slid into the dishwasher and opened a gash.

then what to my tearing-up eyes did appear,

mice were knee deep into my Pringles and beer…”

Apologies to the copyright holders (vermin) of Clement Moore’s works.

This one made me laugh, especially the cursing mouse in the toaster. I think it’s sweet that Monty is reading EB a bedtime story; they’re both just a couple of softies after all.

At our house, that mouse would get toasted on only one side.

Once those mice pop, they just can’t stop.

We were just reading the instructions on the pancake batter, which clearly state to “stir vigorously”.

on a visit to bali our hotel room had roaches about the size of those mice…

Rats! The mice are into Monty’s stash of Pringles™. And who knew they had Hulu, too?