Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 19, 2022

Answers to prayer may include: “No.”, “Not yet.”, "Not how you want it.

careful what you ask for…

Did you try rubbing the the bottle? That may work too…

It’s the same as talking to oneself.

Be sure and include your acct routing numbers

Did you leave a message on his answering machine?

Whaddya mean “what’s an answering machine?”

Is she talking to Mark Zuckerberg?

“And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words.” Matthew 6:7 (I actually read that this morning.)

Yes, yes, yes and yes.. so stop bugging me. Got other things to deal with at the moment.

He hates when this happens….

You’d think he would have Holy Ghosted her by now.

And GoComics sayeth after the sigh …

“Go to H.e.l.l.”

Might as well ask the Magic 8 Ball.

Not “SIGH” but …silence

Like the prayer scene in Jim Carrey’s “Bruce Almighty” movie.

Your call will be taken in the order it was received.

Maybe he could have borrowed an idea from Ryan on ‘The Office’ and send Santa a WUPHF.

“Please enter the last 4 digits of your social, your date of birth, and the 16 digit number of the charge card you wish to use.”

my sister is another one who sends a follow-up email to ask if i got her email…