Pluggers by Rick McKee for January 08, 2023

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On some of these longer yardage courses it would take one of my at least good drives to hit past the front teebox when playing from the white teebox. Now that I’m older I don’t have that problem, I hit from the front teebox! Tru story!

Hey, a few feet ain’t bad for mini golf. : )

We bears typically not likes to plays golf. We prefers sports where there be a lotsa running. Like running away with them picanic baskets for example.

Well, Tiger Woods can still hit for lots of yards, although his feet and legs, sadly, don’t work much any more on the golf course.

Gene Jones, you are pretty good. You have had several published. Congrats.!

No Problem … Don’t play Golf ;-)

Hey, at least you didn’t lose the ball. Snap hooks off the tee out-of-bounds are the worst.

Really? I thought it was strokes not feet……

Doink? I thought that’s when the football hits the goal post uprights.

I prefer coffee shots.

Every place I played golf had a windmill on it.

The three times I tried golfing, my tee shot was measured in inches.

LOL… Gent must be a Yogi Bear fan. ;-)

You gain as much distance from a few surreptitious kicks as ‘hunt’ for your ball as you got from the lie. (Different meanings, depending on the context I guess.)

You know you’re really a Plugger when the divot goes farther than the ball.

Sometimes the plugger will lose grip of the golf club on a hot summer day, and the club will out-distance the ball.