Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 03, 2023

Or armagedden, whichever comes first…..

Mort’s ride gets a ‘new lease on life’, unlike his clients!!!

And Mort’s customers are definitely ready to go, or gone already.

Short, slow drives foul up the valves and plugs. Take it out to the track and let her rip!

So…… What do you want him to do after a cremation?

Most hearse providers actuarially recommend an oil change every 100 funerals. (And remember, you must not bury the used oil. Most morticians recommend oil cremation.)

And no synthetic stuff, either. Strictly fossil oil.

An empty hearse stopped at a doughnut shop where a bunch of us seniors met for coffee everyday. A certain amount of panic ensued, until we realized they were just there for doughnuts.

Or you’ll be holding a funeral for her…

Wow, that thing gets good mileAGE.

He has 400 funerals in three months? Don’t want to live there.

and keep it away from neil young…