Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 07, 2023

He needs a hard boot in the pants.

By which she means a kick-in-the-asp.

A boot up the re(ar)…

In the kiester.

Kick-ass commenters unite! ^

First unplug him and plug him in again.

And the reboot should land on his eastern end of a westbound horse!

and you know what i say. everyday’s a holiday

Don’t we all?

Yep, time to put on your hard boots and give it to him!

I stock groceries and always take a week off in January to recover from the holidays

I got off at 6 this morning, off for a well earned week of rest

Just roll him onto the floor. The thud will reboot him…

USAians don’t have enough holidays.

a reboot up the…

A reboot to the head?