Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 28, 2022

go mirrorless

You can always resort to photoshop.

It could get Leicasuction, or a lens reduction.

Time to go digital and get rid of that heavy film canister.

Does this lens make my butt look big?

Well, maybe if you’d close your aperture…

I used to carry an SLR with telephoto lens in the mountains. Now my iphone has a much better camera and lots of other uses. Technology is great.

Well if the camera weighs ten pounds, I guess it would add ten pounds while you carry it.

A wide angle lens is not your friend either. Something to remember when using or shopping for a web cam.

It’s not the camera, it’s the lens you choose that makes you look fatter or thinner.

The PROOF is in the end!

Dere’s a whole lotta camera-derie goin’ on hyar …!

He has to learn to shutter when he has exposure to calories.

Good one!

wanna lose ten pounds? go to London and spend it.