Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for December 22, 2022

My preference over Shakespeare — who was a bore and very confusing.

He was looking for a cosine when he really (just) needed a sine.

My husband thinks Math is truth and light—I know that’s not right.

If you don’t know it by now, you’ll never know it!

With 15 minutes left for the test, Dave got tired of waiting for a Sine and just went off on a tangent.

The teacher just looks like a cardboard cutout, not like a ‘real’ person. Maybe that’s the sine.

I got through Algebra I – flunked Geometry. That was the end of my advanced math. Funny thing was – my brother taught all maths for about 40 years. I used to correct his essays before he turned them in, he had left for college before I got to Geometry. Maybe he could have helped me – maybe not. I’ll never know.

So many have found religion during an important test.

He tried to wave, but the teacher wasn’t at the right angle.

It’s odd that math is the language of science … kinda like numbers that can’t be divided by two ….

( CaFfEiNe ! )

We need a day for this??? My favorite joke about math is this one: M.A.T.H. – Mental Abuse Towards Humans!!