I got through Algebra I – flunked Geometry. That was the end of my advanced math. Funny thing was – my brother taught all maths for about 40 years. I used to correct his essays before he turned them in, he had left for college before I got to Geometry. Maybe he could have helped me – maybe not. I’ll never know.
profbob almost 2 years ago
My preference over Shakespeare — who was a bore and very confusing.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
He was looking for a cosine when he really (just) needed a sine.
johnjoyce almost 2 years ago
My husband thinks Math is truth and light—I know that’s not right.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
If you don’t know it by now, you’ll never know it!
backyardcowboy almost 2 years ago
With 15 minutes left for the test, Dave got tired of waiting for a Sine and just went off on a tangent.
backyardcowboy almost 2 years ago
The teacher just looks like a cardboard cutout, not like a ‘real’ person. Maybe that’s the sine.
Rose Madder Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I got through Algebra I – flunked Geometry. That was the end of my advanced math. Funny thing was – my brother taught all maths for about 40 years. I used to correct his essays before he turned them in, he had left for college before I got to Geometry. Maybe he could have helped me – maybe not. I’ll never know.
Perkycat almost 2 years ago
So many have found religion during an important test.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He tried to wave, but the teacher wasn’t at the right angle.
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
It’s odd that math is the language of science … kinda like numbers that can’t be divided by two ….
( CaFfEiNe ! )
Nobody_Important almost 2 years ago
We need a day for this??? My favorite joke about math is this one: M.A.T.H. – Mental Abuse Towards Humans!!