Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 14, 2022

It’s not misspelled!

It’s not, it’s not, it’s NOT!!!

My guess would have been yes, but, you’re right. It is NOT a misspelling. It does look like it is though. No wonder English is such a hard language. Nothing makes sense.

I’ve seen orange lichens and yellow ones. They’re actually interesting. Imagine, growing on a stone.

…all great ideas…

…but if I kiss a plantain…

…they’ll call me a fruit…

…imply I need to watch the correct way to put on rubber…

…eat a banana split…

… trust me…

…that all is fun…

…I think I’ve even posted about them before on FAX…

…but since the accident…

…I prefer to sit on the porch on my rocker…

…and yell at the kids to get off my lawn…

…to pick up after their dogs…

…and to put on some sensible clothes…

…I spit out some juice fromthe big chaw of chew…

…and laught maniacally…

…by george…

…now…

…that’s fun…

…Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…

…yep…

…spit…

Plantains fried in red palm oil (yes, yes, it’s unhealthy and produced with slave labor) along with some cassava fufu is a dinner devoutly to be desired.

The Frog behind the pickle surveillance lens, capturing guys w/their best lame game on.

I always put plantains in the freezer. There’s nothing like a frozen plantain, dipped in chocolate, then rolled in nuts! M M M M M

I heard lichens are not of this world….

Pesky ant hills in all the concrete cracks in the driveway! OY

Pictured, from left to right: Hither, To, Yon, Fro.

I can dally,

And I can dilly,

But if I do both,

I feel silly.

Touchdown Teresa!

I’ve been known to dilly, but never dally. That would be uncouth.

kiss a planket

Rats on a bake bin.

I can spell birdieing, but I just can’t do it …!

( FORE naught )

Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars. Casey Kasem would be proud.

“…Three Lichens in the Cemetery. Which one will the Captain bless?” Huh" What’s that mean, anyway? I’m too young to hum that tune!

Happy—and very compliant—campers all.

I dreamt this, then my spirit left my body?

Pushy little bunch of silhouettes, ehh?

I’d rather erase them all and start over, without all the attitude from the looney-toons [Oops! Was that a copyright infringement? I hope not. Maybe “fair use”?]….

Who put the high ball in the fish bowl?