Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 31, 2022

Those fireworks are nothing compared to the way Luke Martinez will react to this romance, assuming they don’t fall off the roof. That’s a mighty steep pitch for the way they’re sitting.

Bam Pop thank you ma’am!

Uh oh. Fireworks “Up on the Roof”. West Side Story 2.0? “Oh Pedro.” “Oh Cisco.”

Right smack dab in the middle of Milford / I’ve found a paradise that’s trouble proof /And if this world starts getting you down /There’s room enough for two

So who will have put on the bigger fireworks display when this gets out? Gil or BHHL? And speaking of getting out, before you get out for New Year’s Eve, visit today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

I don’t know Keri (Karen), how bad can it suck when at the beginning of the year you were still working 18-hour shifts in a Malaysian sweat shop making merch for a former state champion coach?

There’s a mini hair storm on the roof at 12 o’clock Mop. As the softball approaches the plate, he swings…..

Happy New Year Snark Nation!

Just what, in 2022, makes princess say that it sucked? One scary phony shooter drill? She’s in trouble if that’s all it takes to knock her off the rails.

Why would Pedro be at Toby’s party??

P-4: My Daddy says I’m the best French kisser in the County!

P3 Pedro thought bubble: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, Keri has a tongue stud – this is going to be fun!

shes easy i see

You think this year sucked Keri? Wait until your your PTSD kicks in from the fireworks, you violently break the kiss and embrace with Pedro, lose your balance, fall off the roof, break your neck, are paralyzed and end up on a ventilator.

In aĺl reality ,Hey you darun kids Git of that roof and put your clothes back on. I’m getting frost bite standin here watching you.

Pop! Pop! Pow! Milford’s version of puff, puff, pass?

BANG! BANG! BANG! sets her off but BAM! POW! POP! is okay?

Good time to show Pedro that face she made back on Christmas Eve’s strip.

KeriI just met a girl named KeriiiiiiAnd now I that nameWill never be the sameAgaiinnnnnn…

It got butchered up I’ll admit but I think you get the gist(ha).

Here’s a new culture question: Are Non-Bi-nary Prophylactics steel-belted?

Did Pedro go to the party on his way home from his shift at Milford General, where he interns for his Mom?

Will Gil finally lose his cool with his rival? Hope so!