Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 28, 2022

Then go for it.

It’s good to have a retirement plan.

Homer Simpson, “God, is it true you know everything?”

God, “Yes.”

“When am I going to die?”

“I shouldn’t tell you that.”

“Come on, I really want to know.”

“Can’t you want six months?”

“No, I wanta know now.”

I don’t want to know. It is what it is!

If his IC is any good at all, then he can rest content that his family – and probably his IC – will be able to live well on his ‘remains.’

The bitcoins made no cents.

If that is how it works I’m good until I’m 104.

It seems like his nest egg has cracked and he lost all his yolk.

Now that’s a moldy oldie.