Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 13, 2023

At least it doesn’t have “RIP” carved on it.

That’s a big plus!

Positively aghast.

Your horoscope came true? That’s another cross to bear…down on you.

On the + side, Horace moved just in time

Good thing it missed, medical bills can really add up

That’s not the kind of blessing that he was looking for.

Avoid anodes today.

I’m positive that’s a plus for the day.

Or as my grandmother used to say to me, “Don’t get cross with me.”

good thing it did not say “Positively impressed”…!

well, I certainly was surprised to see that coming. :}

Well what else you expect on a Friday the 13th?

Horace would have been a minus, if it had hit him!

As the engineering term goes, “Within experimental error”.

Astrology was invented to make Economics look good.

Before that happened he was nonplussed.

Well … it beats “X” marks the spot and an obituary. :)

It’s hard to appreciate the true impact of good fortune!

An experience that added to Horace’s day.

He won’t be subscribing to Disney+ and Paramount+ today, nor will he be watching Ion.

Better than experiencing a negative impact.