Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 31, 2022

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    leopardglily  almost 2 years ago

    What? It tastes like roller skate brakes?? I just… What?

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 2 years ago

    Aerosmith much? (Living on the edge.)

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    mccollunsky  almost 2 years ago

    I used to do that as a kid

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    Ida No  almost 2 years ago

    I’d always do that. But after 2-3 flavors they’d always start turning an ugly brownish color and inevitably task like Dr. Pepper.

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    j_m_kuehl  almost 2 years ago

    Just like me, I’m an acquired taste

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    electricshadow Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    And I thought milk and Pepsi on “Laverne & Shirley” was disgusting.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    So…tastes like bruised knees and dirty sidewalks?

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    Ellis97  almost 2 years ago

    This is why I don’t mix up flavors.

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    shaodyn  almost 2 years ago

    How does he know what that tastes like?

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    Potamus  almost 2 years ago

    Poor, naive Kevin. When he’s older he’ll learn freedom tastes like the wheels. The brakes taste more like tyranny.

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    Doctor Toon  almost 2 years ago

    When I was a kid the A & W drive in would mix all of their soda flavors on request, they called it swamp water

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    1953Baby  almost 2 years ago

    Ya wanna talk about rules, Miles? My credit score is in the 790s BECAUSE I have no outstanding balances on my credit cards: I pay them off at the end of the month. GEEZUS. . .capitalism is crazy . . . or is it just greed?? Lessee, how can I rebel??

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 2 years ago

    When he gets older he can add Jägermeister and gin.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I love the simile, Tauhid Bondia.

    As kids, my best friend and I did this all the time. We called it a “suicide,” and dreamed of discovering an amazing new soda flavor. What we got every time tasted like a mixture of swamp water and failure.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    At that age I used to like mixing Coke and 7-Up. Well, I was a fat kid and always on a diet, so it was the sugar-free versions, Tab and Like. Of course, it was the days of saccharin- and cyclamate-sweetened diet sodas, so neither one was terribly good to begin with.

    But hasn’t it occurred to Kevin that by buying all those flavors to mix, he’s just handing even more money over to Big Soda? The house always wins.

    A happy, healthy, safe, sane New Year to all.

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    Gym Sock Nose Guy  almost 2 years ago

    I did this with slushies at QT. Worst decision of my life.

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    Makapo  almost 2 years ago

    Soda mixing is quite popular here in Utah, so much so that there are businesses that specialize in it, with lines of cars at their drive-throughs. I don’t understand the appeal myself.

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    Eric S   almost 2 years ago

    That’s why they’re called “Graveyards”

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    Daeder  almost 2 years ago

    When I was a kid, we used to get suicide Slurpies! So awful, they’d make your tongue feel super raw from all the acidity!

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    kaffekup   almost 2 years ago

    It’s all just sugar water, how bad could it taste?

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    AlnicoV   almost 2 years ago

    And just how do know what roller skate brakes taste like?

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    ♪ freedom’s just another word for nothin’ left to lose…

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    leopardglily  almost 2 years ago

    I used to create juice drinks by mixing all the juice in the kitchen together. Sometimes it was good, but most of the time it tasted like a strange mix of unidentifiable flavors.

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    michi  9 months ago

    mmmmmm roller state brakes so good

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